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How Ella Got Her Groove Back
Hi everyone! You know, not many of you know this, but I’ve been blessed with the gift of multiple personality disorder. Seriously, I’ve got more personalities than Sybil. Some call it being a crazy...
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The Golden Penis
Two betches lie on pristine towels before a Grecian pool. Their skins are oiled and tan. The blonde betch is Carol, a prototypical wolf in sheep’s clothing. The brunette, Sandra, is a basic Mid-Western...
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You, you, and YouTube
Our thoughts, to the average Joe in 1549 B.C. Egypt, were not thought to belong solely to us. Rather, our thoughts were sent to us directly from the gods. When you are woken up by the sudden surge in...
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When We Were Young
I’m currently in Costa Rica enjoying a tropical vacation with 20 of the world’s largest YouTubers. I love YouTubers, love my job, and love this fact BUT I do have some commentary based on things I’ve...
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Hell is other drivers.
I was not very keen on visiting Egypt. In my mind, Egypt was the Disney version of the Middle East and too many Americans had already traveled there. At this point I was a full-on travel addict and the...
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